Ok I've had some big ones to share! But yours first!!!!! Comment them here. No one reads this blog anyway and it will be good to get it off your chest!
Two that come to mind right away.....1. While waitressing at Mario's Place I burped HUGE in front of my customers AND MY BOSS. I usually have small, little weak burps.....this was soooo weird, it came out of no where. 2. While sitting on a friend's driveway at a party, his dog thought he'd come up behind me and try to mate with my back......I could not get him off of me.....it took three of my friends to pry this nasty dog off of me!!! EWWWWW!!!!! Glad you asked? I have more......if you want.
mine ... you were there when the fabulous latex balloon dragged against my velvet strapless dress and exposed my rack to 150 of the finest Christian couples in southern california ... memba that one?
walking into the mens' restroom at Disneyland and not realizing it till I saw the line-up of men along the wall! My mom knew I had walked in the wrong door. No she didn't stop me. Yes she was dying laughing when I came running out!
Two that come to mind right away.....1. While waitressing at Mario's Place I burped HUGE in front of my customers AND MY BOSS. I usually have small, little weak burps.....this was soooo weird, it came out of no where. 2. While sitting on a friend's driveway at a party, his dog thought he'd come up behind me and try to mate with my back......I could not get him off of me.....it took three of my friends to pry this nasty dog off of me!!! EWWWWW!!!!! Glad you asked? I have more......if you want.
ReplyDeletemine ... you were there when the fabulous latex balloon dragged against my velvet strapless dress and exposed my rack to 150 of the finest Christian couples in southern california ... memba that one?
ReplyDeletewalking into the mens' restroom at Disneyland and not realizing it till I saw the line-up of men along the wall! My mom knew I had walked in the wrong door. No she didn't stop me. Yes she was dying laughing when I came running out!
ReplyDeletepeeing my pants from fear of some Halloween decorations.
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