Talk about thinking before you speak!!!

Read these quotes from famous people!!!

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,'

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .
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'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,'
-- Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward .
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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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'I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president.'
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.
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'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
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'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President

And ..

'We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur.'
-- Al Gore, VP
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'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
-- Dan Quayle
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'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need ?'
--Lee Iacocca
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'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' -
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor .
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'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
--Bill Clinton, President
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'Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery
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'Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Hair makes it not ok?

So Will went to Oak Glen for a field trip. The next day he got caramel apples. I was unaware of the apples in his backpack. On the way to soccer Will decided to have a little "snack". When we get there he has a huge blob of caramel on his shorts. He say its ok because he is going to get dirty at practice anyway.  Ok Ok I let it go. Except that during practice I see him scraping something off his shorts and then EATING it!!! Gross. Myself and the other moms watching. Yes, other knew of my bad parenting, just laughed. When we got in the car I said, "Hey Will,maybe next time you have food on your clothes don't scrape it off and eat it."
To which he said "Why? I was hungry?"  I said, "It's really gross." Will responds, "No it isn't. It not like it had hair on it."  EWWWW That is my four year old standard of nutrition. Just no hair!!!!! Let us review the vegan post......

Words probably not heard in a vegan house.....

Dinner: Chicken Noodle soup....
Will: Dad how do they make noodles?
Dad: With eggs, water, flour, and some other stuff. Maybe we will make them sometime so you can see.
Macey: How do the make meat?
Dad: Meat comes from animals.
Macey: Oh yeah chicken comes from chickens. How do they get the chicken out of the chicken.
Dad: (slight pause) The chicken is the chicken. We eat dead animals.
Macey: Oh.
Will: (making a stirring gesture like you would mix a pot) How do they make the chicken in to the chicken what we eat?

Dinner tonight? Vegetable soup!!!

My hilarious son

Most of you know Will has terrible allergies. He has been doing so well. However, this crazy 5000 degrees, poor rain, 3000 degrees weather has the allergies going a little crazy. So runny nose, puffy eyes, and cold sores should set the mood.
Will's teacher: Will, do you have a cold?
Will: No, I just have a problem with boogers.
Will's teacher: (slightly laughing) Oh, I don't like it when i have a booger problem.
Will: Oh,
I take medicine in the morning and at night. You should try it. It's called Booger Nose Medicine.

Go ahead ask your pharmacist for some today!

It was bound to happen!

So, I have not blogged in, when what seems like forever. That is not to say that with three kids and my crazy husband there has not been anything to write about. Really there is just so many crazy things going on I'm not sure where to begin! Anyways, I'm sick. I have been fighting, denying, ducking, well you get the picture. My head feels like little bombs are going off and that's when the kids are not yelling "Can I have a snack?" or "She hit me." Or my personal favorite, "The dog won't stop biting my butt!" Anyway, now that I am not getting off the couch... I blog! I'm sure that I lost all three of my readers, but this is just in case you all still have me on your RSS. Gotta go find an unused tissue.....