My little turkey!

So tomorrow Will is five years old. Crazy how fast it happens. I did not want him to feel like his birthday was lost by the great turkey feast so we decided to celebrate it last Friday. He invited a friend from school over to play and we where going to have all his favorite food for dinner. I say where because accidents happen. Let me first say that his birthday party was canceled at the last minute last year because Daley got the stomach flu. Nathan would call it the north virus. Well this year she stepped it up a notch. Just before my family arrived for dinner. Daley hit her head on the media niche resulting in this...  Yep our first one to get stitches!!!
My family celebrated without us. More details on the stitches story another time. For now I just wanted to say I love my little man and I'm so thankful he is understanding about this stuff.

I had nothing to do with it...

I have great kids. Most of you will stop reading now because this is not a funny one. I just want to brag about how cool my kids are becoming and that I had little to do with it. Ok well if hours of praying counts I had a little something in it. Macey decided not to have a big birthday party this year (a first since her birth). She wanted to spend the day a Disneyland just her, her dad and me. FUN STUFF. We figured we should take advantage since soon she be asking us to drop her off at Ball Rd. so no one will know she is with us. Will was planning a big party at the gymnastics place. Let me tell you, they do a cool party, foam pit, trampoline, the works. We did it for his third birthday. Yesterday he decided he would rather hang out with mom and dad at Disneyland than have a party. CRAZY KID!!! Only while we were having this talk they ask if they can take each other on their special Disneyland day!!! I love my kids.

Eight years!!!

Ok so I keep getting asked to blog. However, it has been the last thing from my mind. Not that my children don't give me plenty to blog about. Macey will be 8 tomorrow. How did this happen? I'm certain that Bill and I slipped through some mandatory screening process. We are not qualified to have an 8 year old! She has once again asked for a plain cupcakes. The wrappers could not even say happy birthday. I did get away with polka dots.I got permission to add some sprinkles to the top. For her family birthday party she wants hamburgers, edemane, sourdough bread and for dessert... Big Stick Popsicles. She is so her dad!!!!!
Anyways, I'm having post event let down. Marriage getaway is done. Truly "fabulous" (that's for Colin). I told you about Macey's birthday. Will's is on Thanksgiving. Bill's is the 29th. We have Mission Inn run next Sunday. Then on to crazy December. Ah... maybe life will slow down in January.....NOT!

Talk about thinking before you speak!!!

Read these quotes from famous people!!!

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,'

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .
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'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,'
-- Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward .
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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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'I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president.'
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.
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'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
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'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President

And ..

'We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur.'
-- Al Gore, VP
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'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
-- Dan Quayle
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'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need ?'
--Lee Iacocca
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'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' -
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor .
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'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
--Bill Clinton, President
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'Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery
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'Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Hair makes it not ok?

So Will went to Oak Glen for a field trip. The next day he got caramel apples. I was unaware of the apples in his backpack. On the way to soccer Will decided to have a little "snack". When we get there he has a huge blob of caramel on his shorts. He say its ok because he is going to get dirty at practice anyway.  Ok Ok I let it go. Except that during practice I see him scraping something off his shorts and then EATING it!!! Gross. Myself and the other moms watching. Yes, other knew of my bad parenting, just laughed. When we got in the car I said, "Hey Will,maybe next time you have food on your clothes don't scrape it off and eat it."
To which he said "Why? I was hungry?"  I said, "It's really gross." Will responds, "No it isn't. It not like it had hair on it."  EWWWW That is my four year old standard of nutrition. Just no hair!!!!! Let us review the vegan post......

Words probably not heard in a vegan house.....

Dinner: Chicken Noodle soup....
Will: Dad how do they make noodles?
Dad: With eggs, water, flour, and some other stuff. Maybe we will make them sometime so you can see.
Macey: How do the make meat?
Dad: Meat comes from animals.
Macey: Oh yeah chicken comes from chickens. How do they get the chicken out of the chicken.
Dad: (slight pause) The chicken is the chicken. We eat dead animals.
Macey: Oh.
Will: (making a stirring gesture like you would mix a pot) How do they make the chicken in to the chicken what we eat?

Dinner tonight? Vegetable soup!!!

My hilarious son

Most of you know Will has terrible allergies. He has been doing so well. However, this crazy 5000 degrees, poor rain, 3000 degrees weather has the allergies going a little crazy. So runny nose, puffy eyes, and cold sores should set the mood.
Will's teacher: Will, do you have a cold?
Will: No, I just have a problem with boogers.
Will's teacher: (slightly laughing) Oh, I don't like it when i have a booger problem.
Will: Oh,
I take medicine in the morning and at night. You should try it. It's called Booger Nose Medicine.

Go ahead ask your pharmacist for some today!